So this is my track by track review of The Lonely Island album: “Incredibad” which was released in February 2009. This is the debut CD of the comedy troupe that is most recognizable from Saturday Night Live. These guys are straight awesome, and I love Adam Sandberg, I think he is hilarious. I do all of my album reviews track by track and rate each individual one out of 5 stars.
01. Who Said We’re Whack? – They tried too hard to be hard in a funny way in this song, and it didn’t work out that well. It was a straight interlude, with the typical elementary level rhymes, epic beat, and epic type chorus. If you are a producer, you’ll know that epic doesn’t mean hot, but the chorus that sounds like a choir.
**
02. Santana DVX (Ft. E-40) – E-40 made a special appearance in a song that was kind of annoying, spitting the same shit he does in each and every song he is on. E-40 is so unoriginal, but the song flowed nicely together, it just made little sense and wasn’t that good.
**
03. Jizz in my Pants – If you have been listening to the album by now, you know this is already not a kids CD, which is funny because I see a lot of kids listening to it. This song is no exception as they talk about a girl touching, calling them, and numerous other activities along side other absurd events causing them to jizz in their pants. That’s it. Yea, I know, but at least it’s more depth than a Lil Wayne song.
**½
04. I’m on a Boat (Ft. T-Pain) – This is probably their most well know single alongside Lazy Sunday, and it’s been played all over VH1 and MTV. The song has an awesome beat, a catchy hook, and despite simple rhymes, it flows well and sounds awesome. You can have the worst lyrics, but if you can make it sound good then your destined to have a hit. This is how this song works and it plays well.
****
05. Sax Man (Ft. Jack Black) – Jack Black goes solo in this catchy song. If you like Tenecious D or any of Jack Black’s other musical projects, you’ll like this song. Nothing to really say about this besides it being a typical Jack Black track.
**½
06. Lazy Sunday (Ft. Chris Parnell) – This is probably their most famous SNL skit and is their second most famous song off the album. Adam and Parnell trade back and forth as they rap about Chronicles of Narnia and the rest of their lazy Sunday. Funny song which usually always leads to laughs and is a good listen.
***
07. Normal Guy (Skit) – Sad attempt at humor, dealing with a guy with a high pitched voice that ends up shooting himself in the head. That is if you don’t shoot yourself before the skit is over.
*
08. Boombox (Ft. Julian Casablancas) – This actually sounds a lot darker than most of their songs, but it still has the same type of content as every song of theirs. The hook is straight awesome, and the song is catchy and will have you bumping the bass up high for this song.
***
09. Shrooms (Skit) – I think they were on shrooms when they made this. A bunch of guys scream I’m on shrooms over an 80’s techno beat straight out of an NES game.
**
10. Like a Boss – Mix the attitude of I’m on a Boat and similar lyrics of Lazy Sunday and you have Like a Boss. It could have played off a lot better, but a good flow couldn’t mask the bad lyrics which fucked this entire song up for me.
**¾
11. We Like Sportz – Horrible song about them watching sports because “they don’t care who knows”, which apparently no body told them that no one cares period.
*
12. Dreamgirl (Ft. Norah Jones) – A slower, deeper, more emotional song with a bit of comedy laced in. It worked really good here and the hook was hypnotizing and catchy, definitely something I could bump in my car.
***
13. Ras Trent – I really tried to understand this track, but I couldn’t. Maybe it’s the fact it’s 5 am, but the song was way too annoying and couldn’t be saved, especially with that horrible singing.
*
14. Dick in a Box (Ft. Justin Timberlake) – Justin hits the hook on this song and parts of the verses, and it is a somewhat funny song. An obvious song that was written for SNL for a skit, but being a big fan of Timberlake, this was a good listen. Nothing too special, but it wasn’t exactly bad.
**
15. The Old Saloon (Skit) – A comedy skit with them rapping a bit about being in the wild west and going on a Virginia Tech-esq shooting spree. One thing I found funny, was they added those loud DJ announcements that assholes online do to songs everyone tries to download.
**
16. Punch you in the Jeans – I couldn’t even finish this song, it got so annoying within a quarter of the way through until halfway when i turned it to the next track. The lyrics we’re just so bad, and the rapping did not help at all.
*
17. Space Olympics – The singing was alright, nothing too spectacular, but nothing too horrible. The song is what I believe to be the theme song for a Space Olympic event set in the future. It was alright, but not something I’d like to put on my stereo.
**
18. Natalie’s Rap (Ft. Natalie Portman and Chris Parnell) – Chris Parnell interviews Natalie Portman in this hilarious song. Now if Adam or any of his boys we’re to rap this, it wouldn’t be as funny, but with someone like Natalie Portman who has stared in movies that don’t really have much of profanity (Forget The Professional), it makes it hilarious. She says crude and ludicrous statements and it makes it even better. By far one of my favorite songs on the CD.
***¾
19. Incredibad – A song about them reminiscing about the past, similar to Superbad if you will, which is probably where they the name from. Suddenly an alien comes to Earth and offers for the three guys to fuck…it. The song ends with 3 way climaxes, alien wishes, and the origin of the name “Incredibad”. Song was alright and somewhat funny.
**¾
Overall: The tracks we’re ones either you’ll hate or love, not really much of middle ground. Another nitpick I have, is how damn short this album, no song is longer than 3 ½ minutes, and it would have been nice if it was actually longer, maybe that could have made it better … or worse. I wouldn’t recommend buying it, download it if you are a fan of the trio, and if you want a link, hit me up on AIM (phenetic101) and I’ll throw you a link or upload it if there is none. I’m going to move this to Media Reviews in a couple days after it’s discussed fully.